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Fantasy Football Trim McDice 9/4/23 Fantasy Football Trim McDice 9/4/23

My Fantasy Football Team is Fucking Stacked

I know people don’t really care to hear about other people’s fantasy football teams. But. Listen to how fucking stacked my team is.

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