Is BDC Gay?

Not much is known about Bryson DeChambeau (“BDC”), including whether or not he is gay. We sat down with him over Zoom to see if he is gay or not.

Jacob Gralton, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons/Sports Gutter Studios

This interview was conducted over Zoom on July 17, 2023. I have pretty much transcribed it verbatim below.

JB: So, BDC, can I call you BDC?

BDC: Uh, sure, yeah, I guess. No one’s ever called me that before. But, yeah, that’s fine.

JB: Okay. Oh and just so you know, I am recording this call if that’s okay with you.

BDC: Yeah, that’s fine.

JB: So, BDC—is it still okay if I call you that?

BDC: What? Yeah…

JB: Okay, so, “BDC”, you were playing some good golf a few years ago and hitting the ball real far, and then you weren’t playing great for a little while, and now you seem to be playing pretty good again.

BDC: Uh…are you—was that a question…or…

JB: What’s that? You froze.

BDC: Hello?

JB: I think you’re frozen.

BDC: Can you hear me?

JB: You’re frozen. Your computer is—

BDC: Hello?

JB: —wait I can hear you now. Can you hear me?

BDC: Yeah I can hear you.

JB: Okay. Sorry about that.

BDC: No problem.

JB: Okay. Let’s just get right into then. Are you gay?

BDC: Huh?

JB: Are you gay?

BDC: Am I what? I—

JB: Wait, I think you’re frozen again. Can you hear me now?

BDC: Hello? What is this?

JB: Hello? Can you hear me?

BDC: Yeah, I can hear you now.

JB: Okay great. Sorry about that. This connection is fucked. Sorry man. So sorry about that. Fuck! (unintelligible)!

BDC: It’s okay, we might need to just try this a different time.

JB: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No fucking way man.

BDC: Sorry man, we’ll have to try to do this—

JB: Oh fuck that shit.

BDC: —again sometime. I gotta go. Thanks.

JB: Don’t.

BDC: Thanks. See ya later.

JB: He left. Fuck. I’m so fucked.