Will There Be a Team in the NFL This Year That Wasn’t Gud Last Year But is Gud This Year?
It seems like every year in the NFL there is a team that comes out of nowhere and has a really gud season even though people talked shit about them before the season started. Will there be a team like that again this year? And if so, who will be that team?
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Doesn’t it seem like there’s always a surprise team in the NFL that comes out of nowhere and has a gud season and everyone is like “where the fuck did they come from?” Will there be a team like that this year? A team that had a bad record last year but who has a gud record this year? For example, the Arizona Cardinals went 4-13 last season. My boy Blaze lives out in Scottsdale and said the Cardinals fucking blow again this year. But. What if the Cardinals came out this year and started the season like 6-1? And then if they ended the season with like a 12-5 record and made the playoffs, they would be the team that was not gud last year who ended up being gud this year and everyone (my boy Blaze included) would be like “how the fuck did that happen?”
Or what if a team like the Chicago Bears just started rolling teams? They went 3-14 last season and had the worst record in the whole league. But. What if they start out the season and straight up steamfuck everyone and get out to a 7-2 start? And then they make the playoffs and even win a few playoff games? If that happened, everyone would be like “oh fuck.”
“If that happened, everyone would be like ‘oh fuck’.”
Or, let’s look at a team like the Colts. They went 4-12-1 last season and have a rookie quarterback who, let’s be honest, looks like he doesn’t know how to read defenses (and that’s not racist or anything - he just doesn’t look like he is a very smart quarterback like a Peyton/Eli Manning, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Phil Rivers, Justin Herbert, Josh Allen, Mac Jones). But. Suppose they actually have a gud season and they go like 11-6. If that happened, everyone would be like “get the fuck outta here.”
So, the question is: will there be a team that wasn’t gud last season who is gud this season? I think, if history tells us anything, the answer is: yes. As for who that team will be, I don’t know, but I wouldn’t be all that surprised if it was the Cardinals, Bears, Colts, or even a shitty team like the Rams, Broncos, Raiders, Titans, or Jets.